CATS LOVE PIZZA
GUINEA PIGS LOVE PIZZA
HAMSTERS LOVE PIZZA
BEAVERS LOVE PIZZA
TIGERS LOVE PIZZA!
DUCKS LOVE PIZZA
CHIMPS LOVE PIZZA
IN FACT ALL PRIMATES LOVE PIZZA
CHICKENS LOVE PIZZA
TUFF DOGS LOVE PIZZA
LIL WIMPY DOGS LOVE PIZZA
SQUIRRELS COME OUT OF HIBERNATION FOR PIZZA
EVEN RABBITS LOVE PIZZA
Based on this scientific research, I have deduced that the only way Noah could have possibly gotten all the animals onto his ark was to tempt them with pizza. It can therefore be concluded that since Noah was in the bible, and the bible is the word of god, that....
























