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TAKE THE PIZZA DEVOTION TEST

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"You are the God of Pizza. Everyone around you is in the presence of pizza greatness. No one can beat your pure pizza passion. Others might say you are TOO into pizza, but you have the right to say, “Silence, fools! Do not EVER question the God of Pizza.” And they will cower at the brilliance of your pizza power."

£1,500 could be yours if you manage to eat this giant pizza in under 60 minutes

No one has been able to complete the ‘Da Big Kahuna’ challenge (Picture: 8 Buck Pizza)

You could win $2,500 (£1,500) if you manage to eat this mega pizza in under an hour.

The problem is that the cheese alone contains the same number of calories you should be eating over three days.

So far 15 people have tried (and failed) to consume ‘Da Big Kahuna’, which was created by 8 Buck Pizza owner Glenn Takeda.

The pizza measures 30 inches across and weighs a hefty 15 pounds.

(Picture: 8 Buck Pizza)

It comes layered in cheese, which weighs nearly 2kg on its own (that’s 6,400 calories, which is equivalent to three days’ worth of your recommended daily allowance of ALL FOOD), and contains more than 4kg of dough.

(Picture: 8 Buck Pizza)

You get to choose three toppings to go on the massive food item – but one has to be a type of meat.

(Picture: 8 Buck Pizza)

And how much time do you have to consume all of this? As long as you want (as long as it’s under an hour).

Glenn Takeda is confident no-one will beat his challenge (Picture: 8 Buck Pizza)

Mr Takeda, who runs his restaurant in Manteca, California, admitted two brave men nearly won the challenge.

Competitive eater Naader Reda travelled to the pizza parlour with his fiend John Rivera, but the two men were unable to consume ‘Da Big Kahuna’ in the allotted time.

‘I swear I thought they were going to do it,’ Mr Takeda said.

It’s not even worth it, is it?

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http://metro.co.uk/2014/03/29/1500-could-be-yours-if-you-manage-to-eat-this-giant-pizza-in-under-60-minutes-4682654/

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