ANIMALS THAT LOVE PIZZA - SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE THAT GOD ALSO LOVES PIZZA

CATS LOVE PIZZA

 GUINEA PIGS LOVE PIZZA

 HAMSTERS LOVE PIZZA

 BEAVERS LOVE PIZZA

 TIGERS LOVE PIZZA!

 DUCKS LOVE PIZZA

 CHIMPS LOVE PIZZA

 IN FACT ALL PRIMATES LOVE PIZZA

 CHICKENS LOVE PIZZA

 TUFF DOGS LOVE PIZZA

 LIL WIMPY DOGS LOVE PIZZA

 SQUIRRELS COME OUT OF HIBERNATION FOR PIZZA

EVEN RABBITS LOVE PIZZA

Based on this scientific research, I have deduced that the only way Noah could have possibly gotten all the animals onto his ark was to tempt them with pizza. It can therefore be concluded that since Noah was in the bible, and the bible is the word of god, that....

GOD LOVES PIZZA!!